♣Harry Potter Gif Challenge → Day 10:Your favorite scene from the movies
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The Castle Heist - Nathan Johnson
The Brothers Bloom Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
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- Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbour.
- Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
- Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
- Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
- Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
- Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
- An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow dropped dead.
- A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
- Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
- An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
- A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
- Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
- An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
- Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
- Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
- Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
- A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
- A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
- Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time travelling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England.
- An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're fucking everywhere
- Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
But we overlap on a firm 50% of your list, which could swing up to 80% after I get deeper into Lost, Luther, and/or Twin Peaks. Although that would involve other things on my list being displaced by said shows, and I’m just not sure if that will happen any time soon.
In no particular order
- Doctor Who
- The X-Files
- Rubicon
- Dead Like Me
- Sherlock
- Firefly
- Arrested Development
- Pushing Daisies
- 30 Rock
- Adventure Time
Honorable mentions: Lost, Luther, Twin Peaks, Bones, Lie to Me, Grey’s Anatomy (season 1 legitimately, later seasons are hit-or-miss), House (until the first trio of fellows left).
ALSO: ADVENTURE TIME. It satisfies a collection of television needs that can be summarized as such
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)I will use this every time I can get away with it.
Community is an excellent show.
it currently runs with my all time top ten tv series
1. Lost
2. Sherlock
3. Doctor Who
4. Firefly
5. Community
6. Twin Peaks
7. Pushing Daisies
8. Luther
9. Dexter
10. Adventure Time (that’s right, suck it!)
Honorable Mention: Bones, Arrested Development, the Office (before this year), CSI (when grissom was still there), Samurai Jack, Flight of the Conchords
Powered through the first 7 chapters of Pottermore to confirm what I already suspected about myself.
Team Ravenclaw!
And now it’s JK-official.
Back to term papers.
Being a Reprint from the Reminiscences of John H. Watson, MD, Late of the Army Medical Department
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Canada to Introduce Glow-in-the-Dark Quarter
“When Canada introduced polymer bills last year to replace their paper ones, we thought – cool! Then just a few weeks ago, the Canadian government announced it was doing away with pennies as a cost-cutting measure, and we thought – seems drastic, but ok! Now they’ve announced that a new quarter to be released next week will glow in the dark. Alright – Canada’s completely lost it.”
It glows in the dark AND it has a dinosaur on it. I think it’s possible that the Royal Canadian Mint is being run by an 11-year-old boy. And, you know what? I think we should hire one for the United States Mint too, because that quarter is awesome.
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